Sean Morey - I Think It's Gonna Be A Great Day

Took a shower this morning
There was hot water left!
I think it's gonna be a great day

There was brand new bar of soap in there
Not just a little chicklet
I think it's gonna be a great day

My kid got suspended...
Not arrested!
I think it's gonna be a great day

Ran out of toilet paper
But there's plenty of coffee filters
I think it's gonna be a great day

My rent is late
But my wife isn't!
I think it's gonna be a great day

My wife's a schizophrenic
I finally had a threesome!!
I think it's gonna be a great day

Went to the supermarket
The person in front of me had American money
I think it's gonna be a great day

I was in the frozen food isle
There was a woman in there with no bra on
I think it's gonna be a great day

Had to call a plumber...
His shirt was all tucked in in the back!
I think it's gonna be a great day

Saw an athlete talking on television
I understood him!!
I think it's gonna be a great day

My car was stolen
Ha! Ha! Has no brakes!
I think it's gonna be a great day

My wife's not talking to me
Waaa-waaa-waaa
I think it's gonna be a great day!!

George Jones - He Stopped Loving Her Today

He said "I'll love you till I die."
She told him:"You'll forget in time."
As the years went slowly by,
She still preyed upon his mind.

He kept her picture on his wall,
Went half-crazy now and then.
He still loved her through it all,
Hoping she'd come back again.

Kept some letters by his bed,
Dated nineteen sixty-two.
He had underlined in red,
Every single "I love you".

I went to see him just today,
Oh, but I didn't see no tears.
All dressed up to go away,
First time I'd seen him smile in years.

He stopped loving her today,
They placed a wreath upon his door.
And soon they'll carry him away,
He stopped loving her today.

You know, she came to see him one last time.
Aww, an' we all wondered if she would.
And it kept runnin' through my mind:
"This time he's over her for good."

He stopped loving her today,
They placed a wreath upon his door.
And soon they'll carry him away,
He stopped loving her today.